July 28

Children of Bodom fans!
No, Janne Wirman does not get shaved. However, it has been pointed out to me - long ago - that he is losing hair.
From the top.
Such an horrible fate for a metalhead.

Another funny story.
Sometimes last year, it had been reported that a few Negative guys managed to get drunk - whoo, surprise - and go in a brothel and lose some... 3000 euros or something (I've read 5,000 euros in some places).
I imagined Tommi, Jonne's brother and manager (at the time, since then he also bought the record company... he PWNS them)
So yeah, I magined him getting mad.


Don'd ask me what Jonne is wearing, the fuck if I remember XD
Tommi with a beard and 'stache looks very horrible imo. I'd be scared shitless too.
Btw, I don't plan on making him appearing more here, don't even ask XD

Animal! (Prologue. Part 1/4)

There there, I admit, I've fallen in love with Alexi. He is just hilarious in interview. He has that big bad image of a metalhead, but he doesn't seem too worried about living up to it. In other words, he's being real. <3

The question was asked by a fan through an interview in the British magazine Metal Hammer. Alexi's answer is exactly what I wrote. Again, I just... illustrated my version of the facts.

Oh, and please welcome Janne Warman/Wirman/whatever into the Closet. He is Children of Bodom's keyboardist (among many other bands) and Alexi's partner in slash.
This is just a prologue. I'm giving myself until next Sunday to put up the main comic, or else....

...you'll get it later. ^_^;

Bowling

Couldn't resist. Sorry, Alexi.

A little introduction: here's Alexi Laiho, frontman-guitarist-lyricist-singer of the metal band Children Of Bodom.

(he's in my closet. I got him back from Pinkass's foul theft)
He really looks like a bad-ass.
He recently broke something in his shoulder.
While playing bowling.
No guitar for 6 weeks.
Real metal, Alexi. ^_^

(by the way, the "flying fuck" joke in the 6th panel: he says that a lot, it's even the chorus of their song "In Your Face". It's my new expression: I don't give a flying fuck. I'll now think of that picture everytime I see it. XD)

Decide already!

(*thinks* - *blinks* *blinks*
*huuumm* - zzzzZZZ
"I take Alexi!" oho! - eeek! "Nooo! He was mine!!" narttu!
niin, olen narttu <3>

Situation: When we "fill" our closets with a new "batch" of Finns, we do it in a very fair way: each of us takes a Finn when it's her turn. Ok, so Alexi's "seizure" didn't happen like that really. Actually, Pastlink showed me a pic of Children of Bodom - Alexi Laiho's band - and suddenly she added, "I claim Alexi!"

What you must know is that Alexi's is to me as Teemu is to Pinkass. In fact, more "AleKSi", but well, it's still a Finn named Alexi. So he was destined to me.

I *did* eventually p*ssed off - shortly - Pinkass by owning the Muff, but I also got Alexi back when we egalized the numbers of Finns in our respective closets.

(and to be honest, I have absolutely no use for the Muff: his hair scares me enough to keep me away from him...)